(Source: phreakattack)

glasssoul:

“grandma tell us one of your old war stories from the dota 2 pocalypse”

glasssoul:

[turns head 180 degrees] dota

dokiforloki:

(looks around nervously) (sweats) (whispers in the tags,)

DID SOMEONE SAY

DOTA 2

misterbombastic:

Everything is D-O-T-A now and I feel f
fi
fine

“don’t say it, don’t say it or she comes. leaxi comes when she hears it…. dota…… 2”

glasssoul:

ill exorcise the dota 2 right out of leaxi’s blog

you can take the dota 2 out of the blog buT YOU CAN’T TAKE THE BLOG OUT OF THE Ḑ̤͓̞̻̓̾̋ͦͅOͤ̓ͦ͆̚̚͏͕̺̖̮̳̰ͅT̷̬̀ͦ͛A̧̦͚̝͚ͣ̆ͤ̈́̊̾͊̀̚ ̞͚̔̀̾̏2̷̸̗̯̺̞͇͛͒ͦ͛̉
̛͕͎̤̦̗͉̝͑̄̀̔ͮͥ͠

Recéde ergo in nómine Patris +, et Fílii +, et Spíritus + Sancti: da locum Spirítui Sancto, per hoc signum sanctæ + Crucis Jesu Christi Dómini nostri: Qui cum Patre et eódem Spíritu Sancto vivit et regnat Deus, per ómnia sæcula sæculórum.
◥		glasssoul

are you buckled up, jesus

próditur géntium, incitátor invídiæ, origo avaritiæ, causa discórdiæ, excitátor dolórum: quid stas, et resistis, cum scias, Christum Dóminum vias tuas pérdere? Illum métue, qui in Isaac immolátus est, in Joseph venúndatus, in agno occísus, in hómine crucifixus, deinde inférni triumphátor fuit. Sequentes crucis fiat in fronte obsessi.
◥		glasssoul

buckle up, jesus

EXORCIZO te, immundíssime spíritus, omnis incúrsio adversárii, omne phantasma, omnis légio, in nómine Dómini nostri Jesu+Christi eradicáre, et effugáre ab hoc plásmate Dei +. Ipse tibi ímperat, qui te de supérnis cæaelórum in inferióra terræ demérgi præcépit. Ipse tibi ímperat, qui mari, ventis et tempestátibus imperávit. Audi ergo, et time, sátana, inimice fidei, hostis géneris humáni, mortis addúctor, vitæ raptor, justítiæ declinátor, malórum radix, fomes vitiórum, sedúctor hominum
◥		glasssoul

i am a seducer of men